A Degree in Musical Theater. You may not be able to solve a math problem. But you will know how to solve a problem like Maria.
Missouri government throwing shade on the KKK
The shit that makes relationships last.
(Could be altered to be best friend dates in a jar)
I used big popsicle sticks and spray painted them different colors. Each color represents a different type of date (and each color is explained on the tag) and the white sticks were used as fillers.
Red sticks have more expensive dates on them that require planning on our part.
- Bed and Breakfast
- Dinner at a fancy restaurant
- Hotel stay for the night
- Auburn home game and away game
- Concert and dinner (his choice)
- Concert and dinner (my choice)
- Weekend away
- Coupes Massage
Dark pink sticks have “at home” dates:
- Chopped Challenge (like the television show on FoodNetwork)
- Fondue and Almost Famous
- Takeout and board games
- 1,000 piece puzzle and pizza
- Football game and nachos
- Popcorn and a chick-flick
- Crosswords and breakfast for dinner
- Make a dessert together
- Friday Night Lights marathon
- Homemade pizzas and an Italian movie
Light Pink dates have things we can do away from home but are less expensive than the red and don’t require as much planning.
- Dinner and a movie (my choice and his choice)
- Laser tag and go carts
- Mexican night at Cocina Superior
- Drive-In date
- Dessert only date
- Window shopping for the house
- The Melting Pot
- Coffee Date
I will do all of these some day
crosswords and breakfast for dinner
CROSSWORDS AND BREAKFAST FOR DINNER
I’m sorry—all other date ideas have been eclipsed and now lie in a glorious penumbra cast by CROSSWORDS AND BREAKFAST FOR DINNER
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
fuck… fuck. fuc. Fuck.
What burning passion!… Oh wait.
Flaphack #6: Turn your old CD holder into a *handy snack holder!
*handiness not guaranteed
what the fuck is happening to dennys
FACT: Once I start clapping, the clappability of a song drops 100%
Richard Speight jr
I do not own these images
Misha looks like he’s ready to mess a brotha up
IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION “MORGAN FREEMAN”
Music shall always speak